★ IMPORTANT MESSAGE
ARE YOU A CITIZEN OF THE CELESTIAL SEAS? DO YOU LIKE MONEY?
(Who are we kidding, who doesn’t like money?)
Well, Chance has good news for you! As the official brand ambassador-CEO-mascot-founder of Kitcoin (✦KTC), he is personally inviting each and every one of you to become a direct partner in the business! That’s right — every investor in Kitcoin is part of the family, and what a rich and very very wealthy family we are! Just mint your very own Un-Fungible Token (UFT) to receive ONE ENTIRE KITCOIN, predicted to be valued at 5,000,000 stargold very soon!
So, what are you waiting for? A new era of currency is upon us! Forget about stargold, forget about celestial shards. Kitcoin is the FUTURE.
Join us in the future. Be part of the Kitcoin family!
✦ KITCOIN: TO THE STARS! ✦